Two Rivers man has rare condition that causes him to have 100 orgasms a day

by JD

This story has been getting a lot of run on Barstool the last few days, but until this video came out there was no mention that this guy lives in Wisconsin. Apparently he slipped a disc in his back getting out of a chair a couple years ago, and since then he's been having 100 orgasms a day. The fact that this didn't make a single local news website makes me a little suspicious that it could be fake, but the video is hilarious so I'm gonna go with it anyway...

When you first hear this story you might think that this sounds awesome, but when you see the video you start to understand just how terrible it would be. Trying to lead a normal life while you're jizzing yourself every 15 minutes would be pretty much impossible, but that's why this guy shouldn't be trying to lead a normal life. I've never had a condition where I orgasm 100 times a day so I've never really thought about this, but off the top of my head I'd say full time sperm donor would be a profession I'd look into. Spin it in your favor instead of rolling around on the grass like you just got shot. Seems like a huge overreaction to cumming his pants, no? I know it's weird, but it's been happening for the last 2 years so I feel like he should just be used to it by now. He looks like the kid who always acted like he got paralyzed any time he turned his ankle in 3rd grade sports.