By JD
Just a quick question for the Lappers and Lapettes as we struggle through this Thursday together...
So the other day my roommates were all drinking coffee and
pretty much made me feel like an outcast because I don’t drink it. Never have,
probably never will – honestly I just don’t think it tastes good. But they’re
telling me I’m either a child or a chick if I’m not drinking coffee on the
regular. Obviously we've already established that I might be gay because I cried at that proposal video, so if I need to start drinking coffee every day to prove my manhood, I
will.
Also, if we’re being really honest here, I am absolutely
terrified of ordering at Starbucks or any other coffee place because I
don’t know what to ask for. Just a huge gap in my knowledge that I have no idea how to order coffee. There’s a million different options and I feel like I’ll
get soup nazi’d if I don’t know what to ask for. Somebody help me out.
Just go in to Starbucks and ask for a recommendation from the barista on something "new"... then strike up conversation, get her number, and call it a day. Manhood revived. Who cares if you even drink the coffee?
ReplyDeleteWeak. Girls don't want to go home with a guy who drink a nice cup of hot chocolate in the morning. You need to start drinking scotch to make up for it.
ReplyDeletexoxo Lapette #4
Jd has a nice dick
ReplyDelete;D Lapper #44
black. whiskey.
ReplyDeleteIf you put a lot of creamer in there it just tastes like milk
ReplyDeleteYou are 100% a softy if you don't drink coffee. A guy who doesn't drink coffee because "it doesn't taste good" is the same dude who doesn't drink beer because "it doesn't taste good".
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