Florida man exposes himself at Goodwill, tells police he was "airing out" his penis

By JD

William Gibson, 50, allegedly exposed himself outside a Goodwill store in Jensen Beach, Fla., earlier this month, then claimed he was "airing out" his penis, T.C. Palm reported Friday.

Gibson allegedly first stuck his hand down his pants and smelled his fingers before dropping his drawers. Then, according to a witness statement obtained by T.C. Palm, "All of a sudden [Gibson] just pulled down the front of his underwear to expose his genitals, fluffing them."

A witness called sheriff's deputies, who say Gibson stated he was arrested merely for "airing out" his penis.

He was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition in the presence of the elderly.

Honestly I believe that this guy was airing out his dick because he cared about his personal hygiene, but my problem is that there’s no possible way that his balls smelled worse than that Goodwill already did.  Just a lethal combination of odors from used clothing to stained furniture to whatever that smell is that all old people have. If you’re gonna stick your hand down your pants to get a whiff of your junk, do it in a place where it actually matters what you smell like. No reason to worry about it there – clean it up, William Gibson.

PS - "He was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition in the presence of the elderly." Does that mean if there weren't old people in the vicinity this guy would not have gotten in any legal trouble? Why does the fact that he was at a place packed with 75 year old shoppers make this any worse?