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Monday, November 18, 2013

Former NFL cheerleader accused of molesting 12 year old boy


By JD
MURFREESBORO, TN (WSMV) - A Murfreesboro mother says a former Tennessee Titans cheerleader touched her son inappropriately inside a bathroom at the family's home.
In February, police begin to investigate after the boy told his mom that a woman, identified as Elizabeth Garner, 42, of Nashville, molested him.
Police and a representative with the Department of Children's Services later talked to the boy, who said Garner was drinking at the home where the child lives when the alleged abuse took place.
The child said when he went to go use the restroom, Garner followed him. The police report says Garner asked the child if "he had ever been with a woman" and also grabbed the boy's penis on the outside of his pants.
The child said he left the bathroom and told his mother.
Garner told police that she was drunk and mistook the boy for a man who was at the home. She is charged with aggravated sexual battery and solicitation of a minor.
Pretty depressing that this 12 year old kid already has a cooler hookup story to tell than I will ever have in my entire life. One minute you get your first boner and the next minute your mom’s hot cheerleader friend is jerking you off in the bathroom while everyone else is just around the corner at the dinner table. I just don’t see something better than that happening to me anytime in the near future.

Gotta love how the dad isn’t mentioned in this story at all too.  So flustered to find out his son’s got the gay that he won’t even show his face. I don’t care if you’re 12 or 75 – if you turn down an OTPHJ from a milf of that caliber, you’re playing for the other team. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (Seriously, NPH is one of my favorite actors)

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